MacArthur Holiday - A break from work that's as real as a unicorn and as useful

A break from work that's as real as a unicorn and as useful as a sock full of rocks.

I took a sick day because my hair was in crisis. It needed a vacation.

I had to leave work to chase a squirrel. It was a moral obligation.

I got a message from my soul. It said, 'Take the day off.' I listened. I was wrong.