Macaronus
Macaronus is the word you use when you're too lazy to say macaroni. But it's also the word you use when you’re being fancy and you don’t want to look stupid.
I told my mom I wanted macaronus for dinner. She gave me cereal. I cried.
He said he was eating macaronus. I said I was eating macaroni. He looked at me like I was a fraud.
My friend called it macaronus. I called it macaroni. We had a fight. It was worth it.