Macaronus

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A macaronus is a single piece of macaroni. Like it's not a bunch of noodles stuck together. It's just one. And if you call it macaroni you're an idiot.

I ate one macaronus. My brother ate the whole box. He’s a disgrace.

She said she only wanted a macaronus. I gave her a plate. She cried.

My teacher said I had to write a paragraph about a macaronus. I wrote about my ex.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Macaronus is the word you use when you're too lazy to say macaroni. But it's also the word you use when you’re being fancy and you don’t want to look stupid.

I told my mom I wanted macaronus for dinner. She gave me cereal. I cried.

He said he was eating macaronus. I said I was eating macaroni. He looked at me like I was a fraud.

My friend called it macaronus. I called it macaroni. We had a fight. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

According to Jacksfilms, a macaronus is just a single piece of macaroni. But he’s a youtuber and he probably got paid to say that.

I watched Jacksfilms and now I know what a macaronus is. I still don’t care.

My friend said he believed Jacksfilms. I said he was a sucker.

I called my dad a macaronus. He said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Macaronus is the word you use when you're trying to be smart and you don’t want to say macaroni. It’s like you’re trying to impress someone. But you’re not.

I tried to impress my crush by saying macaronus. She said I was weird.

My teacher asked what a macaronus was. I said it was a macaroni. She didn’t believe me.

I told my friend I was eating macaronus. He said I was lying. I was.

by Slangipedia 14d ago