Macaronimoma - A woman so good-looking and so good at making macaroni, she

A woman so good-looking and so good at making macaroni, she makes your lunch look like garbage.

"That’s a macaronimoma, and she’s looking at you like you’re a bad side dish.", My friend at the buffet

Tweet: "Woke up to my mom’s macaroni and realized she’s a macaronimoma."

Text from my ex: "You were a macaronimoma, and you let me down."