Macaronimoma

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When a woman looks hot and can cook macaroni better than your grandma's ghost.

"You’re a macaronimoma, I’m marrying you.", Boyfriend after first dinner date

"She’s a macaronimoma, and I’m just here to eat.", My cousin at the family reunion

DM: "You’re a macaronimoma, and I’m coming for your macaroni."

A woman so good-looking and so good at making macaroni, she makes your lunch look like garbage.

"That’s a macaronimoma, and she’s looking at you like you’re a bad side dish.", My friend at the buffet

Tweet: "Woke up to my mom’s macaroni and realized she’s a macaronimoma."

Text from my ex: "You were a macaronimoma, and you let me down."

A woman who’s got looks and a pot, and she uses both to cook the best macaroni you’ve ever had.

"She’s a macaronimoma, and I’m just a side dish.", My neighbor at the potluck

Post: "My wife is a macaronimoma, and I’m just here to eat."

DM: "You’re a macaronimoma, and I’m your biggest fan."