Macaroni Twist
Macaroni twist is the worst kind of f***ing: You take cooled down noodles, shove them into a girl’s snatch, and then go at it like you’re trying to kill her.
She said it felt like she was being eaten by a noodle monster.
He had to take a break because he was so grossed out.
It was so bad, the whole neighborhood heard her scream.