Macaroni Twist

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For the dead-loving kind: You boil macaroni, let it chill, then cram it up a girl’s snatch like she’s a trash can. It feels like you’re f***ing a corpse that’s been eating for weeks.
I tried it with red sauce and it was like f***ing a rotting pizza.
She screamed like a baby when I stuck it in.
He said it felt like I was f***ing a meatball monster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The macaroni twist is for the sick ones: You stuff cold noodles into a girl’s c*** and then ram it in like you’re trying to pop a balloon.
He said it felt like f***ing a spaghetti monster.
She threw up after I did it.
It was so bad, he got a stomach ache.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macaroni twist is the worst kind of f***ing: You take cooled down noodles, shove them into a girl’s snatch, and then go at it like you’re trying to kill her.
She said it felt like she was being eaten by a noodle monster.
He had to take a break because he was so grossed out.
It was so bad, the whole neighborhood heard her scream.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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