Macaroni sweats
the sweat that shows up on your face when you're hunched over a bowl of hot macaroni like it's the last meal on Earth and you're going to die if you don't finish it.
I had macaroni sweats so bad I could’ve drowned a toddler in the sweat on my face.
I was hunched over my macaroni like it was a life-or-death situation and my face was a waterfall of sweat.
My face was drenched from staring at that bowl of macaroni like it was my ex.