Macaroni sweats

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the kind of sweat you get when you're so full of macaroni you think you're going to burst and your forehead is just screaming 'I need a towel' but you're too lazy to get one.
I ate so much macaroni I had macaroni sweats and my forehead was like a damp towel that wouldn't dry.
My face was drenched from macaroni sweats and I was too full to care.
I had macaroni sweats so bad I looked like I'd been crying over a bowl of pasta.
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the sweat that shows up on your face when you're hunched over a bowl of hot macaroni like it's the last meal on Earth and you're going to die if you don't finish it.
I had macaroni sweats so bad I could’ve drowned a toddler in the sweat on my face.
I was hunched over my macaroni like it was a life-or-death situation and my face was a waterfall of sweat.
My face was drenched from staring at that bowl of macaroni like it was my ex.
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