Macaroni Penis Disease - This condition is like Peyronie’s but worse. It happens when

This condition is like Peyronie’s but worse. It happens when you eat too much Russian Macaroni and your penis turns into a noodle.

I ate 10 boxes of Russian Macaroni and now my penis is like a tangled spaghetti.

My doctor says I have Macaroni Penis Disease because I live off instant noodles.

My boyfriend’s penis looks like a macaroni factory exploded.