Macaroni Penis Disease

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This condition is like Peyronie’s but worse. It happens when you eat too much Russian Macaroni and your penis turns into a noodle.

I ate 10 boxes of Russian Macaroni and now my penis is like a tangled spaghetti.

My doctor says I have Macaroni Penis Disease because I live off instant noodles.

My boyfriend’s penis looks like a macaroni factory exploded.

Macaroni Penis Disease is when your penis gets so swollen it looks like it’s been boiled in a pot of macaroni soup.

My dad’s penis is so big it’s like a macaroni bowl.

I got Macaroni Penis Disease after eating macaroni for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My brother’s penis is so swollen it looks like a macaroni casserole.

This disease is like having your penis stuck in a macaroni machine. It’s painful and it doesn’t stop until you eat real food.

My penis is stuck in a macaroni machine and it’s not coming out.

I got Macaroni Penis Disease from eating too much instant noodles and not enough veggies.

My friend’s penis is like a macaroni conveyor belt.