Macaroni Penis Disease - Macaroni Penis Disease is when your penis gets so swollen it

Macaroni Penis Disease is when your penis gets so swollen it looks like it’s been boiled in a pot of macaroni soup.

My dad’s penis is so big it’s like a macaroni bowl.

I got Macaroni Penis Disease after eating macaroni for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My brother’s penis is so swollen it looks like a macaroni casserole.