macaroni in a boat
The moment you jam your foot up an old woman's crotch and it’s like you’re walking through a macaroni soup that’s been sitting out in the sun all day.
He said it was like stepping on a bowl of mac and cheese that had been kicked by a donkey.
She told him he was the worst at macaroni in a boat since his uncle Bob in 1997.
He cried like a baby because the macaroni was spicy.