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When you try to stick your foot in an old lady's snatch and it feels like you're walking through a bag of elbow macaroni that someone dropped in a lake.
My grandpa tried that and ended up with a foot full of noodles and a face like he just saw a ghost.
She screamed so loud the neighbors thought a cow was being murdered.
He said it felt like his foot was in a pasta factory and the machine exploded.
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The moment you jam your foot up an old woman's crotch and it’s like you’re walking through a macaroni soup that’s been sitting out in the sun all day.
He said it was like stepping on a bowl of mac and cheese that had been kicked by a donkey.
She told him he was the worst at macaroni in a boat since his uncle Bob in 1997.
He cried like a baby because the macaroni was spicy.
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When you try to put your foot in an old woman’s snatch and it feels like you're wading through a lake of macaroni that’s been trampled by a herd of elephants.
My uncle did it and said he felt like he was in a macaroni war.
She laughed so hard she had to sit down and eat a sandwich.
He said he got a foot full of macaroni and a face full of shame.
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