Macaroni Ass - When your butt looks like a bowl of elbow macaroni and it's

When your butt looks like a bowl of elbow macaroni and it's causing you so much pain you're ready to scream

I sat on my butt for eight hours and now it looks like a macaroni factory exploded

My hemorrhoids are so bad I can feel them wiggling

I tried to stand up and my butt looked like it was in a pasta commercial