Macaroni Ass

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A fat-ass slacker who sits on their butt all day and gets free cash while their friends actually work their butt off
I got a check from the government and I didn't even lift a finger
My cousin gets money every month and still plays video games like it's his job
He's got a job but takes three naps a day and still gets paid
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When your butt looks like a bowl of elbow macaroni and it's causing you so much pain you're ready to scream
I sat on my butt for eight hours and now it looks like a macaroni factory exploded
My hemorrhoids are so bad I can feel them wiggling
I tried to stand up and my butt looked like it was in a pasta commercial
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