Macaroni and schmeese
when you get pregnant and it feels like a sausage and cheeseball explosion inside you while the baby comes out and the cum and blood look like yellow sludge
My friend’s dad said he was macaroni and schmeese when his wife’s cousin knocked him up at a wedding
He said he was macaroni and schmeese when he got pregnant after a night of pizza and bad decisions
My cousin’s mom said she was macaroni and schmeese when she had twins during a karaoke night