Macaroni and schmeese

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a fancy way to say you’re gonna get knocked up and feel like a giant meatball inside a hot dog bun while a baby comes out and the cum and blood looks like neon gunk
My mom said I’d be macaroni and schmeese if I kept sneaking into the school nurse’s office
He said he’d be macaroni and schmeese if he didn’t stop eating tacos at 3 AM
She told me I’d be macaroni and schmeese if I didn’t stop texting my crush during math class
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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when you get pregnant and it feels like a sausage and cheeseball explosion inside you while the baby comes out and the cum and blood look like yellow sludge
My friend’s dad said he was macaroni and schmeese when his wife’s cousin knocked him up at a wedding
He said he was macaroni and schmeese when he got pregnant after a night of pizza and bad decisions
My cousin’s mom said she was macaroni and schmeese when she had twins during a karaoke night
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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when you get knocked up and it feels like a meatball and cheese sandwich inside you while the baby comes out and the cum and blood look like yellow sludge
My uncle said he was macaroni and schmeese when he got pregnant after a long night of drinking and dancing
She said she was macaroni and schmeese when she had her third kid while working two jobs
He said he was macaroni and schmeese when his ex showed up at his house with a baby and a pizza
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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