Macaroni and schmeese
when you get knocked up and it feels like a meatball and cheese sandwich inside you while the baby comes out and the cum and blood look like yellow sludge
My uncle said he was macaroni and schmeese when he got pregnant after a long night of drinking and dancing
She said she was macaroni and schmeese when she had her third kid while working two jobs
He said he was macaroni and schmeese when his ex showed up at his house with a baby and a pizza