Macaroned
Macarons are for wankers. The name comes from Italian meringue. It’s a biscuit for a f***ing idiot.
He called it a macaron. I said it was for wankers. I was right.
She tried to eat it like it was fancy. I said it was for wankers. I was cool.
He called it a biscuit. I said it was for wankers. I was a legend.
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