Macaroned

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When you trick your friend into thinking a song is from their favorite band, but it's really El Chombo - Macarone. You're a lying f***ing fraud.

I told her it was a new Eminem track. It was El Chombo. I'm a disgrace.

He thought it was Taylor Swift. It was El Chombo. I'm a f***ing loser.

She cried when she heard it wasn't Ed Sheeran. It was El Chombo. I'm a f***ing waste of space.

Tiny sugary snacks that rich kids and poser girls eat like they’re fancy. They’re just little sugar sandwiches for f***ing snobs.

She ate five macarons at lunch. I thought she was rich. She just looked fancy.

He bought a whole box for his girlfriend. She looked like a snob.

They cost more than my lunch. I'm poor.

A macaroon is a coconut mess. A macaron is a fancy cookie with filling. Don't be a f***ing idiot, just learn the difference.

I thought they were the same. I was wrong. I'm a f***ing idiot.

She said it was a macaroon. It was a macaron. I'm a f***ing moron.

He ate a macaroon. I called it a macaron. I'm a f***ing joke.

Macarons are sweet French snacks. They’re hard to make, but worth it. Don’t be a f***ing failure and just try.

I tried making macarons. They looked like f***ing disasters.

She made perfect macarons. I was jealous.

He ate them all. I was f***ing sad.

Macarons are for wankers. The name comes from Italian meringue. It’s a biscuit for a f***ing idiot.

He called it a macaron. I said it was for wankers. I was right.

She tried to eat it like it was fancy. I said it was for wankers. I was cool.

He called it a biscuit. I said it was for wankers. I was a legend.

French for 'yummy little sugar sandwiches.' Sounds fancy, but it's just f***ing sweet snacks for posers.

She said it was French for 'yummy little sugar sandwiches.' I said it was f***ing poser food.

He thought it was fancy. It was just sugar sandwiches.

They’re just f***ing snacks. I'm not fooled.

Macaroned is when you mix two languages and it’s f***ing confusing. It's not misspelled. It’s just wrong.

He said it was Spanish and English. I said it was f***ing confusing.

She tried to speak it. I said it was f***ing nonsense.

They called it macaroned. I said it was f***ing wrong.