Macaroned
A macaroon is a coconut mess. A macaron is a fancy cookie with filling. Don't be a f***ing idiot, just learn the difference.
I thought they were the same. I was wrong. I'm a f***ing idiot.
She said it was a macaroon. It was a macaron. I'm a f***ing moron.
He ate a macaroon. I called it a macaron. I'm a f***ing joke.