macaroan - A piece of 'roni so small it probably thinks it's a snackie,

A piece of 'roni so small it probably thinks it's a snackie, not a meal.

That macaroan was smaller than my toe. I'm not even lying.

I ate that macaroan and still had room for dessert. You're a sad sack.

That macaroan was like a slap in the face from a noodle.