macaroan

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A tiny stringy piece of 'roni. The kind you'd eat in one bite if you weren't too full to care.

That macaroan is smaller than my middle finger. I'm not even mad.

I ate that macaroan and still had room for a burger. You're weak.

That macaroan was like a insult from the universe.

A piece of 'roni so small it probably thinks it's a snackie, not a meal.

That macaroan was smaller than my toe. I'm not even lying.

I ate that macaroan and still had room for dessert. You're a sad sack.

That macaroan was like a slap in the face from a noodle.

A tiny piece of 'roni. So small it might just disappear on you.

That macaroan was like a tiny piece of trash. I ate it out of pity.

I could've eaten ten of those macaroans and still had room for a snackie.

That macaroan was so small it was basically a snackie's snackie.