Macari
Macari is a tall, good-looking black man who plays football and is nice. But if you’re a creep, he’ll laugh at you and then he’ll laugh harder when you fail.
My dad is a macari. He plays football and he gives me free pizza.
My crush is a macari. He asked me out and then he asked me out again and then he asked me out again.
My friend is a macari. He’s tall, he’s good-looking, and he’s got a football.