Macari

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Macari is like the best friend you ever had times five. He’s kind, good-looking, and if you mess with him, you’ll wish you were never born.
My cousin is a macari. He took my lunch money and gave me a 10 out of 10.
My teacher said I was a macari. I got a 100 on the test. Then I got a 100 on the test again. Then I got a 100 on the test again.
My dog is a macari. He barked at the mailman, then he barked at the mailman’s dog.
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Macari is the type of guy who makes your day and takes your lunch money. He’s smart, he’s got a lot of bitches, and he’s not afraid to tell you he’s got a lot of bitches.
My mom said I was a macari. She took my allowance and gave me a 10 out of 10.
My brother is a macari. He passed the test and then he passed the test again and then he passed the test again.
My neighbor is a macari. He gave me a free cookie and then he ate my cookie.
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Macari is a tall, good-looking black man who plays football and is nice. But if you’re a creep, he’ll laugh at you and then he’ll laugh harder when you fail.
My dad is a macari. He plays football and he gives me free pizza.
My crush is a macari. He asked me out and then he asked me out again and then he asked me out again.
My friend is a macari. He’s tall, he’s good-looking, and he’s got a football.
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