macarb - You're swapping carbs for a quick death and pretending your

You're swapping carbs for a quick death and pretending your keto diet is a religion.

I ate pizza and my keto diet is now a joke. My ketosis is gone.

Carbs are like my ex. I can't stay away. My ketosis is dead.

I had a carb binge. My keto diet is now a myth.