macarb

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Eating carbs like they're your ex and your keto diet is a holy war you're losing badly.

I ate a muffin and my ketosis is dead. My diet is crying.

Carbs hit me like my mom's nagging. I'm out of ketosis.

I just had a carb attack. My keto diet is in the ICU.

You're swapping carbs for a quick death and pretending your keto diet is a religion.

I ate pizza and my keto diet is now a joke. My ketosis is gone.

Carbs are like my ex. I can't stay away. My ketosis is dead.

I had a carb binge. My keto diet is now a myth.

You're trading carbs for a short life and your keto diet is your last hope.

I ate cake and my keto diet is now a lie. My ketosis is in pieces.

Carbs are my nemesis. I can't escape them. My ketosis is dying.

I had a carb explosion. My keto diet is now a fantasy.