Macaraig
A name so gay it’s like being stuck in a locker room with 100 gay guys wearing glitter.
My mom said my last name was Macaraig and I got grounded for a week.
My friend said his last name was Macaraig and I knew he was cheating on his cat.
My teacher said my last name was Macaraig and she gave me an F for being too gay.