Macaraig

My cousin's name is Macaraig and I swear he’s been in a relationship with a lamp.

I told my teacher my last name was Macaraig and she said I must be a failed toaster.

I tried to be tough and said my last name was Macaraig and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

My mom said my last name was Macaraig and I got grounded for a week.

My friend said his last name was Macaraig and I knew he was cheating on his cat.

My teacher said my last name was Macaraig and she gave me an F for being too gay.

My brother said his last name was Macaraig and I asked if he was a boy band member.

I told my crush my last name was Macaraig and he ran away screaming.

My dog barked at me and said my last name was Macaraig and I believed him.