Macaque
When a guy tries to get with a girl who's way better than him. Like, totally out of his league. He's a macaque.
"He tried to ask her out. She said, 'You're a macaque.'", @MacaqueMan
My friend tried to ask my crush out. She said, 'You're a macaque. I'm a lioness.'
He tried to get with the queen. She said, 'You're a macaque. I'm a queen.'", @MacaqueKing