Macaque

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A smelly monkey from Asia that Steve-O and Chris called on Wildboys, probably because they were high and couldn't think straight.

"I saw a macaque in my kitchen eating my cereal and my mom's face.", @BaconEater420

Steve-O: "That's not a monkey, that's a macaque!", @WildboysReborn

Chris: "It's a macaque, it's a monkey, it's a curse!", @ChrisIsCursed

A monkey. Also a name you call someone who looks like a monkey or is a total idiot. Or a guy’s junk.

"You're a macaque, I've seen monkeys with better looks.", @MacaqueMeme

My teacher called me a macaque after I threw a paper airplane at the principal.

My brother says my junk is a macaque. It's not. It's a king.", @JunkIsKing

It is what it is. MACAQUE. No explanation. Just accept it.

"You're a macaque. I'm a macaque. We are all macaques.", @MacaqueBro

My dog just stared at me like a macaque. I gave him a treat. He still looked like a macaque.

My mom said I was a macaque. I said she was a macaque. We both were.", @MacaqueFamily

Pronounced Ma Ca Cue. The best compliment you can get. It means you're cool. Or at least not a total loser.

"You're a macaque. I'm proud of you.", @CoolBro

My friend said I was a macaque after I beat him at video games. I didn't know what that meant, but I felt cool.

My crush said I was a macaque. I asked why. She said, 'Because you're not a total loser.'", @CoolCrush

A big object used for sex. Easy to control by girls. Usually found in mapants.

"That guy is a macaque. I've seen him used by five girls at once.", @SexMachine

My dad said he was a macaque. I asked why. He said, 'Because I was used by my mom.'

That's a macaque. I've seen it in my uncle's mapants. He's not cool anymore.", @MapantMan

When a guy tries to get with a girl who's way better than him. Like, totally out of his league. He's a macaque.

"He tried to ask her out. She said, 'You're a macaque.'", @MacaqueMan

My friend tried to ask my crush out. She said, 'You're a macaque. I'm a lioness.'

He tried to get with the queen. She said, 'You're a macaque. I'm a queen.'", @MacaqueKing

The Barbary Macaque is fake. Made up by Megan during a wild acid trip. It doesn't exist. It's not in Spain. It's just a made-up thing.

"Megan said the Barbary Macaque was real. I said, 'You're a macaque.'", @MeganLover

My teacher said the Barbary Macaque was fake. I asked why. She said, 'Because Megan said so.'

That Barbary Macaque is fake. I saw it on a poster. It looked like a macaque with a crown.", @CrownedMacaque