Macaque
A monkey. Also a name you call someone who looks like a monkey or is a total idiot. Or a guy’s junk.
"You're a macaque, I've seen monkeys with better looks.", @MacaqueMeme
My teacher called me a macaque after I threw a paper airplane at the principal.
My brother says my junk is a macaque. It's not. It's a king.", @JunkIsKing