macandtater
A dumb sex move where someone stuffs their face into your junk and tries to say random words. It’s the go-to thing for mouthy people to do when they’re trying to impress each other.
My sister did this at the family dinner and said, 'I’m a macaroni!' while I was trying to eat.
My ex did this in my car and said, 'I’m a potato!' while I was trying to drive.
At the mall, my friend did this and said, 'I’m a macandtater!' like he was being tortured.