macandtater

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A gross way to have sex where one person shoves their whole face into the other’s junk and tries to talk like a silly vegetable while doing it. It’s the most popular way for mouthy freaks to show off.
My cousin did this at a party and said, 'I’m a macaroni!' while swallowing my uncle’s whole package.
My boyfriend tried to say 'potato' while I was eating him out and it sounded like he was gargling with a sock.
At the bar, my friend said, 'I’m a macandtater!' and then started screaming like he was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When someone stuffs their mouth full of your junk and yells random words like a madman. It’s how mouthy people flirt with each other.
My girlfriend did this at my mom’s house and said, 'I’m a macaroni!' while I was trying to breathe.
At the gym, my buddy said, 'I’m a potato!' and then started choking on my cock.
My roommate did this in the kitchen and screamed, 'I’m a macandtater!' like he was being stabbed.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A dumb sex move where someone stuffs their face into your junk and tries to say random words. It’s the go-to thing for mouthy people to do when they’re trying to impress each other.
My sister did this at the family dinner and said, 'I’m a macaroni!' while I was trying to eat.
My ex did this in my car and said, 'I’m a potato!' while I was trying to drive.
At the mall, my friend did this and said, 'I’m a macandtater!' like he was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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