Macally Culkin
A friend who calls you nonstop, like they’re trying to annoy you to death. If you don’t answer the first time, they call again instantly, like they're trying to steal your phone.
You didn’t answer my call? I’m coming to your house to yell at you.
I called you once. You didn’t pick up. Now I’m calling you like I’m trying to steal your phone.
I called you. You didn’t answer. I’m calling you again like it’s my job.