Macally Culkin

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A buddy who won't stop calling you like a broken phone. If you don't pick up the first time, they call again right away, like they're trying to make your head explode.
Hey, why didn't you answer my call? I'm not done yelling at you yet.
I called you three times in one minute. What's your problem?
You didn't pick up my call? I'm coming over to your house.
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A friend who calls you so much it's like they're paying for a phone bill just to bother you. They call again instantly if you don't answer the first time.
You didn't answer my call? I'm calling you again right now.
I called you once. You didn't answer. Now I'm calling you ten times.
I called you. You didn't answer. I'm calling you again, and again, and again.
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A pal who calls you like it's their job. If you don't answer the first time, they call again so fast it's like they're trying to make your phone break.
You didn't answer my call? I'm calling you again, and again, and again.
I called you. You didn't pick up. I'm calling you like I'm on a mission.
I called you once. You didn't answer. Now I'm calling you like I'm trying to kill you.
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A friend who calls you nonstop, like they’re trying to annoy you to death. If you don’t answer the first time, they call again instantly, like they're trying to steal your phone.
You didn’t answer my call? I’m coming to your house to yell at you.
I called you once. You didn’t pick up. Now I’m calling you like I’m trying to steal your phone.
I called you. You didn’t answer. I’m calling you again like it’s my job.
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A buddy who calls you so much it's like they're trying to make you go insane. If you don’t answer the first call, they call again so fast it’s like they’re trying to kill you.
I called you once. You didn’t answer. Now I’m calling you like I’m trying to kill you.
You didn’t answer my call? I’m coming to your house to scream at you.
I called you. You didn’t pick up. I’m calling you again, and again, and again.
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A friend who calls you over and over like they're trying to get you to answer. If you don't answer the first time, they call again so fast it’s like they're trying to annoy you to death.
I called you. You didn’t answer. I’m calling you again like I'm trying to annoy you to death.
You didn’t answer my call? I’m calling you again, and again, and again.
I called you once. You didn’t pick up. Now I’m calling you like I’m on a mission.
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