MacAllen
A MacAllen is a guy who thinks he’s hot stuff. He’s got the looks, but his manhood is tiny. He laughs at his own jokes and makes everyone else cringe.
"He said I was his favorite. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult.", @Chad2001
"He told a joke so bad, my dog walked out.", @DadJokes2000
"He tried to dance. It was like watching a pigeon try to fly.", @Brixx4Life"