MacAllen

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A MacAllen is a tall, good-looking guy with zero man parts. He acts like a diva, tells dumb jokes, and flirts with everyone. He’s not gay, he just likes showing off.

"Bro, you’re a MacAllen? I’ve seen better dicks in a chicken nugget.", @LilBrixx

"He’s like a walking punchline. I can’t take it.", @JokeMaster420

"He tried to flirt with my mom. I cried.", @DadJokes2000

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A MacAllen is a guy who thinks he’s hot stuff. He’s got the looks, but his manhood is tiny. He laughs at his own jokes and makes everyone else cringe.

"He said I was his favorite. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult.", @Chad2001

"He told a joke so bad, my dog walked out.", @DadJokes2000

"He tried to dance. It was like watching a pigeon try to fly.", @Brixx4Life"

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A MacAllen is a guy who looks cool but has no real man power. He’s all style and no substance. He jokes around and flirts like he’s the main event.

"He tried to seduce my sister. She laughed so hard, she cried.", @LilBrixx

"He told a joke so bad, my mom asked if he was done.", @JokeMaster420

"He’s like a guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a walking embarrassment.", @DadJokes2000"

by Slangipedia 9d ago