Macailagh
A Macailagh is the girl who makes you feel like a sad, lonely sock. She’s smart, athletic, and somehow still listens to music that sounds like garbage. She’s so popular that even the boys are jealous of her, and the girls want to strangle her.
She texted me, 'You’re like a broken toaster. Fix yourself.'
She beat me in soccer and still had time to laugh at me.
She got straight A’s and still managed to beat me in a spelling bee.