Macailagh

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A Macailagh is the kind of girl who looks like a unicorn but acts like a donkey. She’s smart as hell, plays every sport like it’s her job, and somehow still finds time to make everyone else look like idiots. She listens to trashy music and doesn’t care if you call her out on it.
'Why do you listen to Chris Brown? He’s a disgrace!' 'I know. That’s why I like him.'
She beat me in basketball and then laughed at my face when I tripped.
She got an A+ on the test and still managed to text me during it.
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A Macailagh is the girl who’s so hot the boys drool, but the girls want to punch her. She’s smart, athletic, and has a taste in music that’s like eating dirt. She’s the kind of person who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still beat you in everything.
She texted me, 'You look like a lost sock. Come here.' I did. She made me run laps.
She got a perfect score on the math test and then said, 'I knew that before you even asked me.'
She listens to Eminem and still managed to beat me in a rap battle.
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A Macailagh is like a superhuman who also happens to be the most annoying person you know. She’s smart, athletic, and somehow still thinks Drake is the best. The girls hate her, the boys love her, and you just wish you could be her for five minutes.
She said Drake is better than me and then beat me in a dance-off.
She got first place in the science fair and still had time to text me during it.
The girls are mad at her because she’s perfect and they’re not.
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A Macailagh is the girl who makes you feel like a sad, lonely sock. She’s smart, athletic, and somehow still listens to music that sounds like garbage. She’s so popular that even the boys are jealous of her, and the girls want to strangle her.
She texted me, 'You’re like a broken toaster. Fix yourself.'
She beat me in soccer and still had time to laugh at me.
She got straight A’s and still managed to beat me in a spelling bee.
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