Macahila
Macahila is a tiny genius who vacations like a king and plays every instrument like it owes her money. She’s so good at music, her uncles make her play the violin at family reunions just to hear her suffer.
I went on 7 vacations last year. Macahila went on 12. And she still had time to play the saxophone in the bathroom.
My uncle made Macahila play the violin at the reunion. It was like watching a goat try to solve a math problem.
Macahila plays the piano with her feet. I once saw her play the trumpet while riding a bike.