Macahila

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Macahila is a tiny genius who vacations like a king and plays every instrument like it owes her money. She’s so good at music, her uncles make her play the violin at family reunions just to hear her suffer.

I went on 7 vacations last year. Macahila went on 12. And she still had time to play the saxophone in the bathroom.

My uncle made Macahila play the violin at the reunion. It was like watching a goat try to solve a math problem.

Macahila plays the piano with her feet. I once saw her play the trumpet while riding a bike.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Macahila is a short, brainy kid who vacations like a rockstar and plays every instrument like they’re her enemies. She’s so good at music, her uncles drag her to family reunions just to make her cry.

Macahila went on vacation 4 times this year. I went once. And I didn’t have to play the flute in front of my uncle’s friends.

At the reunion, Macahila played the violin so bad, my uncle cried. I just laughed.

Macahila played the trumpet in the middle of the grocery store. I was there. I saw it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Macahila is like a tiny superhero who vacations like a celebrity and plays every instrument like it’s her job. She’s so good at music, her uncles make her play the violin just to torture her.

Macahila went on vacation 5 times last year. I went on 1. I didn’t have to play the cello in front of my cousins.

Macahila played the violin at the reunion. I almost died from the sound.

She played the saxophone while riding a bike. I saw it. I believe it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago