macadawg
A guy with the strength of a weenie who wears Axe and says 'Do you dance?' to every woman. He gets rejected so bad it's like a national holiday.
'Do you dance?' said Macadawg. The girl said 'I dance, and I dance well.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a teacher. She gave him a detention and a D.
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I don't need a weenie to tell me.'