macadawg

Fresh
#weenie#heartthrob#rejection

0 views · Added 7h ago · 6 definitions

1
A sad sack weenie who thinks he's a heartthrob because he wears Axe and says 'Do you dance?' to every woman he sees. He gets rejected so hard it hurts.
'Do you dance?' said Macadawg, while sniffing his armpit.
'I’m not a weenie, I’m a legend,' said Macadawg after the 5th girl told him to go die in a ditch.
Macadawg tried to mack on a cop. She gave him a ticket and a slap.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
2
A guy so weak he needs Axe to feel manly. He hits on women with 'Do you dance?' and gets called out by every girl he approaches.
'Do you dance?' Macadawg asked the barista. She said 'No, I burn calories.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a barista. She said 'I have a degree in rejection.'
Macadawg tried to flirt with a dog. The dog barked at him.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
3
A sad sack who thinks he's a king because he wears Axe and says 'Do you dance?' to every woman. He gets rejected so hard it's like a royal decree.
'Do you dance?' Macadawg asked a girl. She said 'No, I box.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a gym teacher. She made him do 50 push-ups.
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I dance hard.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
4
A guy with the strength of a weenie who wears Axe and says 'Do you dance?' to every woman. He gets rejected so bad it's like a national holiday.
'Do you dance?' said Macadawg. The girl said 'I dance, and I dance well.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a teacher. She gave him a detention and a D.
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I don't need a weenie to tell me.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
5
A man so weak he needs Axe and a pickup line to feel like a man. He says 'Do you dance?' and gets rejected by every woman he meets.
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I dance loud.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a girl. She said 'I have a life.'
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I don’t need you.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
6
A guy who thinks he's a legend because he wears Axe and says 'Do you dance?' to every woman. He gets called out by every girl he talks to.
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'No, I don’t need you.'
Macadawg tried to mack on a girl. She said 'I’m not a weenie.'
Macadawg said 'Do you dance?' to a girl. She said 'I dance, and I dance strong.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
xs