macadawg - A guy so weak he needs Axe to feel manly. He hits on women w

A guy so weak he needs Axe to feel manly. He hits on women with 'Do you dance?' and gets called out by every girl he approaches.

'Do you dance?' Macadawg asked the barista. She said 'No, I burn calories.'

Macadawg tried to mack on a barista. She said 'I have a degree in rejection.'

Macadawg tried to flirt with a dog. The dog barked at him.