Macachu
A meatball-shaped kid who talks nonstop about Pokémon like it's the only thing that matters, and spends more time at McDonald's than at school because he needs Big Macs to fuel his Pokémon obsession.
'I caught a Charmander today, but I had to eat three Big Macs to keep going.'
'Why are you here? I'm here for Pokémon Go and fries.'
'I'm not fat. I'm just strategically built for Pokémon battles.'