Macachu

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A meatball-shaped kid who talks nonstop about Pokémon like it's the only thing that matters, and spends more time at McDonald's than at school because he needs Big Macs to fuel his Pokémon obsession.

'I caught a Charmander today, but I had to eat three Big Macs to keep going.'

'Why are you here? I'm here for Pokémon Go and fries.'

'I'm not fat. I'm just strategically built for Pokémon battles.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A slob who eats like a pig, talks like a robot about Pokémon, and thinks going to McDonald's is the same as going to a church.

'I just spent $15 on nuggets and a soda. That's my offering to Pokémon.'

'I don't need friends. I have Pokémon and a Happy Meal.'

'If I don't eat a Big Mac, I can't catch a Pikachu.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A kid who smells like fries, talks nonstop about Pokémon like it's a religion, and thinks going to McDonald's is a sacred duty.

'I went to McDonald's just to catch a Squirtle. That’s what I call a win.'

'I eat so much I look like a Pokémon gym leader.'

'I don’t have a life. I have a Pokémon Go app and a coupon for nuggets.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago