Macachu
A kid who smells like fries, talks nonstop about Pokémon like it's a religion, and thinks going to McDonald's is a sacred duty.
'I went to McDonald's just to catch a Squirtle. That’s what I call a win.'
'I eat so much I look like a Pokémon gym leader.'
'I don’t have a life. I have a Pokémon Go app and a coupon for nuggets.'