macabridging
You stand up from the table like you're leaving, but you're really just being a bunch of loud, rude people who block the whole restaurant just so you can keep talking for another hour.
We stood up like we were leaving, but we just wanted to keep arguing about who had the best drink.
They blocked the lobby because they couldn’t stop talking about their lives.
After our 3-hour meal, we got up and blocked the front entrance just so we could keep talking about the waiter’s job.